Payments talk.
Zero filter.
The bold, funny, refreshingly honest show at the intersection of fintech, payments, and real talk. Hosted by women, made for the whole industry.
An industry that takes itself too seriously, talked about by people who won't.
Founded and hosted by women, built for everyone in payments: ISOs, ISVs, processors, and fintech people of every gender who want war stories, unfiltered commentary, and a real laugh between the lessons.
Mission
To bring humor, insight, and authenticity to the world of payments through candid conversations with experts, sales pros, and fintech innovators. Hosted by women, made for the whole industry.
Vision
To become the leading voice and community hub for the payments industry and, over time, for B2B tech more broadly, bringing together the women, men, and mentors shaping the next generation of fintech leaders.
Who's listening
The show is built for the people living this industry:
Who's in the guest chair
Anyone with a good story. We look for industry relevance, entertainment factor, and a willingness to be candid.
Women who've closed the deal and lived to tell it.
Women payment professionals behind the mic, with rotating co-hosts and guest hosts pulled straight from the industry.
Informative meets entertaining.
Every episode teaches you something real about payments and makes you laugh along the way. If we ever have to choose, humor and honesty win.
- 01Warm-up first. A quick, funny icebreaker so guests relax and drop the pitch-deck voice.
- 02Fun questions throughout. Lighter prompts break up the hard industry questions instead of waiting for the end.
- 03Hosts play along. Real reactions, ad-libbed banter, and follow-up ribbing stay in.
- 04Bring a story, not talking points. Every guest shares a fun fact and a funny story alongside the industry talk.
- 05Light editing. Laughs, tangents, and a little chaos stay in. Only dead air and off-limits material get cut.
- 06Bonus laughs. Outtakes, bloopers, and the funniest 60 seconds of each episode get clipped for social.
The bits listeners come back for.
Swipe Right
Hot takes on industry news.
Single Mom in Sales
Juggling career and kid duties.
Chargeback Chronicles
Hilarious and horrifying payment stories.
POS & Sass
Real talk on hard-to-please clients and shady partners.
Fintech Femme of the Week
Spotlight on women leaders in payments.
Mentor Minute
Spotlight on the men and women who shaped hosts' and guests' careers.
ISO Therapy
Airing out the everyday stressors and BS.
Questions we can't wait to ask.
Themed episodes in the works. Got an answer to one of these? Send it in below.
The Wild West of ISOs
- Craziest thing you've seen an ISO do to close a deal?
- Ever had a prospect ghost you after signing the merchant agreement?
Cold Call Confessions
- Worst cold call opener you've ever used, or received?
- Ever been caught fake-laughing at a gatekeeper's joke?
POS Doesn't Just Stand for Point of Sale
- Most pain-in-the-neck merchant vertical you've sold into?
- Any time a POS system made a sale harder?
Quota Panic
- That time you almost didn't hit your number. What happened?
- Ever closed a deal at 11:59pm on the last day of the month?
Merchants Say the Darndest Things
- Weirdest objection you've ever heard?
- Ever had a client ask if you could "make their rates go away"?
That One Time in Vegas…
- Your best (or worst) tradeshow story?
- Ever signed a merchant because of an open bar?
Pitch Slapped
- Ever bombed a pitch? What went wrong?
- What would you tell the version of you who made your first sale?
This is a two-way conversation.
The audience is a recurring cast member, not just a listener. Send us your funniest story from payments, sales, or that first job you still can't believe you had. Or pitch a topic, or nominate a guest.
- Fund$ MailYour funniest or most horrifying story, whether it happened in payments, in sales, or at your very first job. Send it by voice memo, text, or DM for a chance to be read or played on air.
- Guest nominationsNominate a mentor, a colorful character, or an under-the-radar industry leader you want to hear from.
- Quarterly Story SpotlightA studio or Zoom episode featuring listener stories. If yours is picked, you're invited on to tell it live.
- Polls & Ask Us AnythingWeekly polls on our socials help pick upcoming topics and settle debates from the episode.
- CommunitySwap stories and network with other listeners between episodes.
Send us your story
A story, a topic, or a guest. Payments, sales, first jobs: if it's funny, we want it. We'll format it so you can paste it straight into a LinkedIn DM to the show.
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